Things you never think you'd EVER say....then you become parents!

"Son, why did you shave your eye brows?"

"Abby! Put down the bag of potatos!"

"Who put vix on the Cheez-its?"

"Alright, WHO thought it would be funny to finger paint with shampoo?"

"No, cereal is not a good dinner!"

"You can't cut the lawn with a pair of scissors! (child's scissors of course)

"Please quit covering the flash lights with play-doh!"

"No dear, you can not drink your milk out of the flower vase."

"The tackle box is not your toy chest!!!"

"Stop playing in the grill ashes!"

"If you don't stop doing that to Abby, your sister's going to throw up!!"

-these are just SOME of the few things taht we say! I am waiting patiently for teenage years....I handle teenagers much better!!!